In case you’re confused: Yes, it is Monday, even though I’m writing a blog post. I just decided that I might as well do something that gives the illusion of productivity, since, y’know, I’m awake and on my way to the office anyway.
As for topics about which to write, well, on that I don’t know. I don’t think there are any momentous or interesting things worth discussing that are happening in the world right now (ba-dump-bump, chhh!).
Still, it is true that to a very good approximation every event that happens and that seems so earth-shattering and important in the moment is utterly forgotten by everything except quantum mechanics and Laplace’s demon.
Don’t believe me? Do you remember that scandal in the Roman Senate when Cinna the Younger misdirected Republic funds to buy a “servant” for his household? No? Neither does anyone else. Of course, that was 2000 years ago, so you may think it doesn’t count, but I’m sure almost none of you know about any of the “crucial” events of the day or the escapades of popular stars even 40 years ago. I certainly don’t remember any, and I was fifteen at the time, and I have an unusually good memory.
Also, time‒with respect to online information, anyway‒is cycling more quickly nowadays. Sure, information can last a very long time online*, but that doesn’t really matter in a dispositive way, because there is a constant gusher of new and distracting information coming in at all times, with signal and noise intermingling haphazardly. It’s a bit akin to the fact that although Manhattan is crowded with millions of people in a small area‒so you might think your life would be less private‒in many ways it is more private than other places, because when there, you are one indistinguishable face among those millions.
The internet makes Manhattan look like Mayberry.
Still, it would be nice to be able to get my words and maybe my stories and maybe even my music out to more people who might find them interesting and/or entertaining. It’s not immortality in anything like a literal sense‒nothing is‒but still, there’s at least some little internal drive to spread the memetic code of me out in the world. I could think of myself like the fruiting body of a fungus, spewing the spores of my thoughts into the wind, seeing if they’ll be able to infest and infect any other people out there.
It might at least be interesting to give someone the psychological equivalent of a persistent, itchy rash thanks to my words.
Of course, the fungus metaphor is an ironic one for me, since I cannot stand mushrooms for eating, and even the smell of wild mushrooms after damp weather (or mildew for that matter) fills me with literal nausea. Then again, given my own poor opinion of myself, maybe it’s right for me to think of myself and my ideas (my celium, perhaps…get it?) that way.
Fungi don’t have any qualifications or requirements to meet other than survival and reproduction. And that’s very much the nature of online information exchange; the stuff that spreads most isn’t the “brilliant” or the “important”, it’s just the catchiest. The whole process is stochastic.
Of course, there is an entire ecosystem of such meme-plexes, and they vary in their tendencies to spread quickly versus being more long-lasting. Like the species in a rainforest, some spread quickly and germinate and reproduce quickly, but then quickly die, with short, frequently repeating cycles; others spread and grow more slowly, some perhaps becoming the mighty trees that dominate the structure of the forest, but which perforce have longer, slower growth and death cycles. And, of course, the various other plants (and animals) in the jungle create and are each others’ environment. There are even parasitic plants, and opportunistic ones that germinate only after a fire. It’s very complicated, and no one plant is crucial or eternal**, though they may think they are.
Am I pushing the metaphor too far? I don’t think so. I think it’s important for people to recognize that no one controls the internet, just as no one controls the economy, just as no one controls the ecosystem, just as no one controls the evolution of the universe itself. Everything just happens thanks to the interactions of numerous smaller elements interacting according to local forces and pressures.
That’s enough for a Monday, I think. I hope you all have a good one.
*But not forever, despite what anyone says. I fear no contradiction here, because to prove me wrong, you would have to wait until forever had passed. At which point, if you are right, I will gladly concede the issue.
**Unless you count microbes‒some of those could be considered immortal. Of course, in a sense, since it all has one common ancestor somewhere, life as a whole could be considered just one gigantic, very long-lived (but probably not immortal) organism.
