Okay. Well. It’s Tuesday now, and it is the second day of June in 2026. That’s a borderline almost mildly fun date to write out: 6-2-2026. It has sixes and twos, mainly (though there is a zero in there, which I’m not sure my mind will let me discount despite its lack of any magnitude), and it is almost palindromically arranged when in the US format of date writing. There are even three twos, which add up to six, and that might be cool…except for the fact that there are two sixes, so if we’re thinking that way, we would need six twos. That would also be a more pleasing number of twos, given everything. Unfortunately, I don’t know if there will ever be such a date.
Let’s see…2-22-2226 has six twos but only one 6, whereas 2-22-2266 has two sixes but only five twos. I guess 2-22-22,266 will be good, but that is quite a long way in the future. I doubt very much that I will be alive 20,000 plus years from now. I’m not sure of 20,000 minutes! Actually, again, let’s see…there are 24 x 60 minutes in a day, so that is 1440 minutes in a day, and so 20,000 minutes would be only around two weeks. Okay, so I will probably still be alive in 20,000 minutes.
Let’s see (a third time)…20,000 hours would be about 833 days, so a bit over two years. That’s quite a bit more doubtful than two weeks, but still not a crazy possibility.
As for 20,000 days, well that’s getting quite unlikely. That’s just under 55 years, which would make me almost twice my current age. Again, that’s quite unlikely, and I’m rather glad that it is.
20,000 weeks is not really worth considering. If I were to live for centuries, it would only be because of astonishing medical advances* that presumably would have cured or at least ameliorated my many dysfunctions, so I would probably feel much happier than I do now or have felt for many, many years.
Speaking of many, many years, 20,000 months would obviously be well over a thousand years (20 being well over 12, as I’m sure is obvious). If we’re going to consider that, then we have to invoke the same kinds of pseudo-miracles as we did for 20,000 weeks, we just need around four and a half times more of them, so to speak.
How the hell did I get onto this subject, or topic, or whatever it is? Oh, right, I was noting the numerals in today’s date and how they came teasingly close to being fun, but don’t quite make it.
For those of you who might be puzzled by my use of the word “fun” when dealing with simply pointless patterns or lack thereof in things like dates, well…I like numbers. It’s similar to the way I also like words. I like words when they’re used to convey interesting information, and when they’re used to tell interesting stories, and when they’re combined and juxtaposed in beautiful and/or amusing ways to make poetry‒and I also sometimes like nonsensical wordplay and puns.
Also, of course, while “fun” may or may not have some manner of absolute scale, like temperature, nevertheless, as with temperature, our experience of fun is a relative one. Tepid water can feel quite cool when you’re coming out of a sauna, but would feel nicely warm if you had just come inside to escape a bitter winter storm.
Fun can be similar. So, if you’re used to having a goodly amount of fun in your life, then noting patterns and relations within ordinary “numbers”** can seem rather dull, even if you’re fond of numbers.
But if your life is as pathetic and irritating, on a day to day basis, as mine is, why then even simple, stupid, pointless things can seem somewhat positive. The value of the function at that point is still well below the x-axis, but it’s not as far below, for that brief moment in which one notes an amusing numerical coincidence***.
That’s all theoretical today, though, because as I noted, today’s date doesn’t quite measure up. It’s somewhat disappointing, but at least I was able to write an idiotic little blog post about it.
*I can, of course, think of various horror story scenarios in which someone could keep living for centuries and yet continue to deteriorate, but not be able to die. These are probably quite a bit less likely even than the “medical advances” scenario.
**Why did I use the “scare quotes” there? Because dates, even when expressed numerically, are not really numbers. They are more of a code or a location marker, just a kind that uses numerals as its digits because they are memorable and at least correlate with some physical externalia. “Phone numbers” are even less to be thought of as true numbers. Their digits don’t even signify anything logically or arguably numerical. “Phone address” would be a more accurate term.
***Yes, yes, I know, the specific placement of the x and y (and z, etc.) axes is arbitrary, so one can shift one’s target axis down‒lowering one’s expectations, perhaps‒and not need to change the shape of the function. That may be true, but one does change the integral and the absolute value of the function, so it is not the same, unless one throws in a constant that exactly corrects for the shift in the axis. In which case, what the hell are you doing wasting our time with this crap?

