Well, here I am again after all, writing another stupid blog post on another stupid day in a stupid life on a stupid planet.
Now, with respect to that last entry on my brief list, one might say, “Hang on. Of all the planets we know, Earth is the only one with clear life, let alone intelligence. Doesn’t that make it an exceptionally smart planet?”
I would agree that, yes, it is an exceptionally smart planet (so to speak). But that’s not saying very much. All the other planets in our solar system appear to be lifeless, so they are really neither smart nor stupid. They are merely lumps.
You can’t (or shouldn’t) call a rock stupid nor should you expect it to be smart. The concept of “smart” doesn’t apply. It’s a bit like my term “unsane”, which does not mean the same thing as “insane” as I use it. “Unsane” means that the concept of sanity (or its lack) does not even apply (it’s a good term to use in a cosmic horror setting).
To be stupid‒in the sense in which I am using it here, anyway‒one must have the capacity to be smart. It’s an important distinction, I thinktion. I recall hearing a guest* on Sam Harris’s podcast discussing the notions of smart versus stupid. Basically, smart could be thought of (in this guest’s view) as doing something in a way that was faster or more efficient than randomness would provide.
I think this person used as an example the process of getting from one’s house to the nearest airport. The nonintelligent way to go would be, for instance, just to make randomly chosen turns at each intersection. Using that strategy, one would get to the airport eventually, though the time it takes would scale (I think) proportionally to the square root of the distance…or maybe it was the square or the log, I don’t remember off the top of my head how such drunken walks scale with distance. I think it must be more like the square than the root. If I had the energy, I would look that up for clarity, but I’m not up to it right now.
Anyway, the point is, random turns on finite roads will get you to the airport eventually**. Whether or not life would still exist on Earth by the time you arrived is uncertain, but you would get there.
Any route that took you less time than the “average” random route could be considered relatively intelligent. The most intelligent route(s) would be the one(s) that got you to the airport in the least amount of time (or by the shortest distance, depending on your preference, though the two often coincide).
On the other hand, going around and around the block on which you live would never get you to the airport. That would be stupid. As you can see, it’s worse than just being nonintelligent.
Actually, of course, it would still be stupid if someone chose to do the random walk method to get to the airport when maps, etc., are available (unless one were doing it as an experiment, though in that case one’s goal would not be to get to the airport as efficiently as possible).
My point is probably well hammered into the ground by now: to be stupid (at least as I am using the word) one must have the capacity to be smart.
For instance, I am supposedly quite smart. In principle, there are probably few strictly intellectual disciplines which I could not “master” if I had the will (and resources) to do so. There are some things that require particular bodily or other configurations or capacities that make me incapable of doing them more or less at all‒I could not be a professional basketball player or an Olympic gymnast, for instance. But when it comes to “mindy” things, things for which a skill can be learned, my attitude has always been more or less that if someone can do it, then I could do it given enough time and effort. I’ve not encountered anything so far that’s disabused me of that judgment.
And yet, despite that, look at the state in which my life wallows (I do not refer to the state of Florida, though that’s evidence supporting my point).
If I were able actually to constrain and focus my mind on one (or a few at most) subject(s) and just work on that (them), I think I could honestly make a real, significant contribution. Perhaps it would not be anything revolutionary or monumental, but it would be a difference.
Unfortunately, I cannot seem to remain focused on specific things just on my own. This is part of why I have done best in preprogrammed curricula. Medical school, for instance, was fairly easy (in terms of mental difficulty, not in terms of the amount of work). But depression and insomnia and anxiety and what I now recognize as the effects of ASD, and possible other forms of “neurodivergence”, make it difficult for me to learn things straightforwardly‒to drive as quickly to the airport as possible, figuratively speaking.
So, what point was I trying to make, again? Oh, yeah. To be stupid, one has to have the capacity to be intelligent, at least in the sense in which I am using the word “stupid”. Maybe it would be better to use variations of the word “idiot” such as idiocy, being idiotic, that sort of thing. Even the Doctor openly admits to being an idiot, despite being arguably the smartest person in the Doctor Who universe.

I guess that could make me feel better about myself, in principle, since if even the Doctor is an idiot, it’s not too shameful if I am. But Doctor Who is not reality, nor is any other work of fiction (unless one is invoking the broadest, most unfiltered concept of the multiverse***). In the real world, my stupidity makes me in many ways far stupider than any annelid worm, for instance, because I ought to be smarter than I am, I ought to be more secure than I am, I ought to be more at ease than I am.
I certainly ought to be more successful than I am now and have been for a long time. My living quarters and conditions and whole lifestyle now are significantly less posh and luxurious than conditions were in college (and that’s not even counting the fact that I was getting an education then). Even prison seemed‒in some ways, at least‒healthier and more conducive to well-being than how I live now. And I don’t see any sign, nor recognize any clear way, that I’m going to do anything but continue to go downhill from here.
And, alas, I fear that the hill I’m descending has no lowest level. It just keeps on going down, down, without even a “rock lobster” to break up the wretched descent.
Enough. I hope you have a good day.
*I checked; it was David Krakauer, in the Making Sense podcast number 40, unless I’m quite mistaken.
**Assuming unlimited fuel and an airport (and set of roads and a vehicle) that last long enough.
***See Brian Greene’s The Hidden Reality, and possibly Max Tegmark’s Our Mathematical Universe.

In Dostoevsky’s The Idiot (which I’m plowing through now), the main character Prince Myshkin isn’t so much stupid as simply too naive and sincere for his own good. That’s why people think he’s an “idiot.”
That song makes me chuckle. 😀
I remember being at my cousin’s house and they played Rock Lobster way back when it had first come out. I thought it was certainly odd but, like you, it made me chuckle. And it was quite memorable.
I’ve not read any Dostoevsky, I’m afraid. I’ve not read much Russian literature at all, not even the Gulag Archipelago, which seem like it would be gripping, albeit distressing.
I’d definitely suggest reading Crime and Punishment, which is not too incredibly long (“only” 500+ pages). Though nothing in my opinion beats the astounding “Grand Inquisitor” sequence from The Brothers Karamazov. In terms of musical chuckles, I think it’s hard to beat Devo (“Whip it good!”).
Whip It is definitely a classic. “When a problem comes along…” Classic early MTV video, too, with the ending subtitle, “Oh, that Alan.”