It’s Tuesday the 3rd of February today. It would have been better if Tuesday was the second of February, because then there would have been many numeral twos in today’s date to go along with the rhyming “tue” in the day’s name.
Actually, you know what, let me check something…
…nope, the 2nd of February in 2022 fell on a Wednesday, it seems. Oh, but wait. 2-22-2022 did fall on a Tuesday! I can’t believe I didn’t remember that fact, nor do I remember that day. I’m slightly ashamed of myself for that.
Well, at least this month started on a Sunday, which means it will have a Friday the 13th. That’s not going to be this Friday, of course‒that will be the 6th, which is inescapable when Tuesday is the 3rd‒but the next one.
Oh, and this is a non-leap-year February, and thus has only 28 days (which is exactly 4 weeks). That means that March will also have a Friday the 13th, since it too will start on a Sunday. That’s pretty much as good as it gets with respect to Friday the 13ths; this is the only situation (in our current date-reckoning system) in which we can get two months in a row with Fridays the 13th. So, huzzah!
It doesn’t actually matter, of course; I attach no mystical significance, good or bad, to any particular kind of date (even a first date, which is something I haven’t experienced in at least a decade and a half). I just think it’s amusing to celebrate and enjoy a date that is a prime number (my favorite prime number) and of which some people in the west have a bizarre superstitious fear.
Indeed, the fear of that date is so real but so absurd that there’s a whole quite silly and famous series of slasher movies which went by that name.
Thinking about the Friday the 13th movies makes me think about the peculiar stochasticity of creative franchises. The first of those movies had as its villain (spoiler alert!!) the mother of Jason; she was killing camp counselors as a sort of displaced revenge against the counselors who had been having sex while her son (Jason) drowned* in Crystal Lake while swimming unsupervised.
One might think she would accept some responsibility, herself. If she’d raised the stupid little fuck even half competently, he might have known not to swim in the lake unsupervised.
And where the hell was she anyway? She worked for Camp Crystal Lake, supposedly. When the “drowning” occurred, it was clearly not a regular camp session, or there would have been other kids around, at least. And the counselors would be unlikely to be having sex in the middle of the day while a bunch of other kids were around. I suppose it’s possible Jason snuck out at night, in which case: he was the one most directly responsible, but his mother should have raised him better and should have been keeping an eye on him.
I’m taking this too seriously, I know. But I do hate when people seek revenge on, or simply blame, a type of person rather than the actual specific person or people who did them wrong. It’s not that I think that revenge is always a mistake; there are clearly evolutionary reasons why people are prone to take revenge against (perceived) wrongdoers. Still, that tendency evolved in humans (or their ancestors) that lived in relatively small groups where everyone knew each other, so who did what was usually pretty clear and specific.
However, to hold some group of people to task who are merely similar in some way to someone who (from your point of view) did you wrong is not merely morally reprehensible, it is intellectually indefensible, and as a matter of character it is just pathetic. It’s very much just another kind of bigotry, and all bigotry is a profound and contemptible intellectual and moral failure, no matter by whom and in which direction.
But I digress. I was making a point about how franchises evolve from their starting points if they go on for very long (if I remember correctly).
By the second installment of the Friday the 13th movies, Jason‒the boy (?!) who supposedly drowned‒was somehow now the killer, and he wore a burlap sack mask. Then in the 3rd movie (in 3D!) he took from one of his victims the hockey mask that became his trademark. And so it went.
I suppose it’s not surprising that a franchise made by lots of different people over many different years should evolve over time. But even when something creative is done entirely by one person, things can change in interesting ways that would not necessarily be predictable, certainly in their specifics, ahead of time (and it’s more or less by definition impossible to predict something after the fact).
I’ve mentioned this happening with comic strips, citing the examples of Peanuts and Calvin & Hobbes, both of which showed striking differences as they matured from their initial, raw forms. Likewise, the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett developed into much more sophisticated and interesting novels over time (though even the first ones were very good and very funny).
Of course, we’ve all seen this happen to long-running TV shows, some of which initially grow and become more complex only to “jump the shark”** in the end, others of which mature into things of real quality, like Star Trek: The Next Generation, after somewhat uneven beginnings.
And, speaking of things jumping the shark, I don’t even remember if I had a coherent idea for this blog post, but if I did, it’s gone now (and my blog overall has certainly morphed from its original form and intention). So, given that, I’ll bring this post to a close before I embarrass myself even more than I usually do.
I hope you all have a good day, for whatever such hopes are worth. I suspect they’re not really worth very much, but then, neither am I.
*Though he was somehow alive for the sequels and was a grown man with bizarre deformities. But if he was alive, and had been alive (since he had supposedly been a boy when he “drowned” but was fully grown in the remaining movies), then why was his mother so pissed off?
**Literally, in at least one case.
